I hate when people nit-pick word choice. Example, let’s say I have allergies, and I say to someone after sneezing violently:
"I ‘hate’ flowers."
And then they say:
"Um, excuse me? The word hate uncomfortably edges on ‘botanical plant-slaughtering demon,’ could you please not say the word hate anymore, k thanks?"
Be quiet, you know I wasn’t using the word to mean I actually want all forms of vegetation to wither at my feet.
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